the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I love having hate sex.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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