I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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