I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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