I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Ladies don't puke and tell
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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