No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
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