the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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