Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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