Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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