Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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