I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
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