did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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