Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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