Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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