Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
be right there i have to get my cape
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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