And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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