Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
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