Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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