I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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