apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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