They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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