I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I woke up under a house in Key West
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