can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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