he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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