Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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