Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Randomize
