He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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