so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
I currently don't understand fingers.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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