sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
home. puking in laundry basket.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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