How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
Screwed.edu
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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