garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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