His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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