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say what?
wanna hang out?
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
