Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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