I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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