Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Randomize
