I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
