Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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