careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
