talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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