Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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