Me. At least after what I've been through.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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