If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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