I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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