I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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