oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
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