Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
either way he was missing a nipple.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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