His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
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