Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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