rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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