Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
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