im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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